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Rankings
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Neckodeemus
(3-1, 1 KO) |
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Threat
(3-0, 2 KO) |
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Thrill
(1-1, 0 KO) |
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Enzo Macaroni
(1-1, 1 KO) |
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Rust Oleum
(1-1, 0 KO) |
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All Red Gloria
(1-0, 1 KO) |
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Ryan from Oxnard
(1-0, 0 KO) |
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"TKO" Houghton
(1-0, 0 KO) |
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Lisa "S'Nott"
(0-1, 0 KO) |
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Chucky T
(0-1, 0 KO) |
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Darryl Wilson
(0-2, 0 KO) |
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Ed Murphye
(0-2, 0 KO) |
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Mark Valentin
(Yet To Fight) |
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JXL0012
(Fan Fight Debut) |
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Your Name
(0-0, 0 KO) |
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November 2004's Fan
Fights:
Enzo Macaroni vs. Lisa "S'Nott" (Nov. 29-Dec. 5)
Rust Oleum vs.
Neckodeemus (Nov. 15-21)
Threat vs. Darryl Wilson (Nov. 8-14)
All Red Gloria vs. Enzo Macaroni (Nov. 1-7) |
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Fan Fight Nov.
29-Dec.5:
"Who Poses The Toughest Task For Tszyu?"
Gatti, Mayweather Jr., Spinks, Cotto, Hatton or Harris |
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Result at Time of Stoppage: Blue: 20,
Red: 17
Enzo Macaroni TKO
3 Lisa "S'Nott" |
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Blue Corner: Gatti - Enzo Macaroni
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Red Corner:
Mayweather Jr. - Lisa "S'Nott" (Fan Fight Debut) - |
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Blue: "For starters, Gatti is not the
same fighter he was when he fought Manfredy, so let's discount that
argument before we begin, because it's bound to come up after
Mayweather's destruction of the former champion. Under Buddy McGirt, he
looks unstoppable, and with that chin I believe he
would certainly last the distance with Tszyu, whereas despite Floyd's
undoubted quality, he has never faced a puncher like the Thunder from
Down Under. Gatti is a seasoned pro who is actually getting better, can
adopt to different styles and is at his peak right now. Tszyu looked
awesome against Mitchell, but Mitchell looked overawed from the bell,
and Gatti has never looked overawed, despite the opposition. I think his
speed, new technical ability, heart and footwork would give Tszyu
problems, and lead to a points victory."
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Red: "I like Jr. very much, he
talks trash and sometimes will even lie to get his way, or try to
have his will be done!
Never mind his technical skills or his obvious hand speed advantage
or the youth factor. If I was Mayweather, I would make an aquaitance
on Kostya's team and start planting seeds that one of the team
members is a big problem and must be stopped at all costs! That
should start some trouble!
And if all else fails I could go to Kostya himself and tell him all
the bad things I got to the team member to say, hmmmm, maybe I could
get some email correspondence and then I got just forward it over to
Kostyas manager, that's sure to start some real trouble.
Gosh, I am an evil little twit, aren't I ?"
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Ummm? Good start by Enzo.
Picking a few good shots. "S'Nott" just dances around the ring for the
full round.
* 10-9 Round to Blue *
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Red: "SO AS I WAS SAYING, JR.
HAS THE UNCANNY ABILITY FOR THE ART OF DECEPTION, WHICH IS A TRAIT
THAT I ADMIRE GREATLY. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A FIGHTER WHO
CAN MAKE YOU THINK HE IS GOING ONE WAY, WHEN IN REALITY, HIS
INTENTIONS ARE TO GO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ROUT.
WHILE JR. IS BUSY DAZZLING YOU WITH HIS LEFT HAND, HE IS GETTING TO
DO DAMAGE WITH HIS RIGHT, ITS A COMBINATION THAT I USE ALL THE TIME
AS I TRY TO BRING MY FOES DOWN, SOMETIMES THIS TACTIC CAN BE VERY
DEVASTATING TO ALL PARTIES CONCERNED!
DECEPTION, IT'S A FINE FIGHTERS GREATEST WEAPON, AND JR. IS A MASTER
OF IT. HE IS A FINE MAGICIAN WHO MIXES TRASH TALK OUTSIDE THE RING
AND DECEPTION INSIDE THE RING, A WICKED BLAST, I MUST ADMIT!
I MYSELF USE THIS STYLE TO MY ADVANTAGE OFTEN, ONLY I CALL IT
DEFAMATION AND LYING. I CALL THAT MY TRADEMARK, AND THATS HOW MOST
PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER ME!
WHY AM I YELLING? I'M LISA S'NOTT DAMMIT, WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO?"
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Blue: "I'm actually gobsmacked at how poor your argument is,
or is this a wind-up?
You are supposed to be championing one of the best p4p fighters but
instead you're just talking about deception and infiltrating his camp.
You can forget using mind games to beat Tszyu, he's too experienced. The
only person to match him for experience at this weight is Gatti, but as
I've said before, Arturo is a reborn fighter. The wins over Branco,
Dorin and the last two Ward fights show how mobile he has become, his
stamina has improved greatly, and his defence is getting better every
fight, thanks to Budd McGirt. Tszyu would not knock out Gatti, and I
think if Gatti could take him past the fifth he would outwork him, using
his jab and superior footwork. He has the heart of a lion, so if he is
dragged into a war he has the tools to do it, though I wouldn't advise
it. The question was "Who would give Kostya Tszyu the toughest test?",
not "Who would beat him?", and the answer is simple - Arturo Gatti.
As I mentioned before, Mayweather is great, but he's the type of fighter
who only goes into a scrap with one, maybe two plans, whereas Gatti has
three or 4...."
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"S'Nott"
begins the round with an angry look on her face. She complains to the
ref before anything even happens. She's upset at something (PMS?) and
we're going to get to the bottom of it. Meanwhile, Enzo begins to
control Lisa with the jab. Picking and choosing carefully with his
precise shots. A stiff jab already has developed a mouse on Lisa's left
eye. Lisa does more complaining and claims she was thumbed, the referee
says "Fight On", and a HUUUGE right hand over the top Sends The "S'Nott"
Down! Good call on 'Mayweather not willing to scrap'. The bell rings and
she's still down. You cannot be saved by the bell.
"5........6.......7.......", and she's up at 8! On wobbly legs, she goes
to the wrong corner.
* 10-8 round to Blue *
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- Round 3 - |
Blue: "An argument based on the fact
you like Floyd Mayweather's big mouth is not going to win anything....
Arturo Gatti is not a talker, he saves his frustration and talent for
the ring, while outside he comes across as a stand-up guy. He will be
remembered as a GREAT because of the way he has conducted
himself, and for being arguably the most exciting fighter of his
generation.
As Ian Darke once said: "People don't go off to buy hotdogs and popcorn
when he's in the ring.."
But if Gatti were to face Tszyu now, it wouldn't be a brawl, he'd have
to steer clear of that, as I've already mentioned.
In his comeback fight last month, Tszyu faced a guy who should really
have given him a stern test, but Mitchell looked like a rabbit caught in
the headlights. If Tzsyu were to be tested at this stage by a supremely
confident Gatti, after such a lengthy lay-off, he would be found-out. A
mixture of non-stop punching, pressure, pace and power, which Gatti has
in abundance, would put him on the back foot, and find out how his
stamina is, something Mitchell couldn't find out for us. I've seen Tszyu
tire on occasion, but now he's getting older and only fighting with huge
gaps between, he's due a pressure-cooker atmosphere, and that would come
from 12 rounds with Arturo. I also don't think Mayweather would bring
anything different to the table, and if it came to a battle of punches,
because there styles are a little similar., Tszyu would come out on top.
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Red: Hey, I can base my argument
on whatever I want, "Ends of Macaroni?" What the heck kinda name is
that?
The most exciting fighter of his generation you say? Ha! Without
Fighters like Mikey Ward to make him exciting, Gatti would be just
another good pug! No more!
"People don't go off to buy hotdogs and popcorn when he's in the
ring.." And that proves???
When John Ruiz is in the ring people run out for a full five course
meal, what the heck does that make him??? Boring! Stop quoting
people, unless of course you want to quote them while you are
dragging their name through the wringer, it's always been my motto,
if you can't better yourself, which I can't, drag everyone else into
your little slime ridden world, that's what I do!! I'll never get
anywhere, but hey, neither will they if I can help it!
Bringing Kostya Tszyu into this debate is fruitless Enzo Rigatoni,
he kicks both their butt's easy!!! PERIOD!
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Lisa, still on uneasy
legs, enters the round bravely. Enzo picks up right where he left on and
traps the "S'Nott" in the corner. Enzo pounds to the body with both the
right and left hooks. An uppercut rips through Lisa's guard and snaps
the "S'Nott" out of her neck. Her hands drop and Enzo lands 3 more
punches on the unconscious Lisa before the referee finally jumps in to
save her. And that's it!
* Ladies and Gentlemen. This Fight Had Come To An End. The Referee
Jumps In And Waives Off The Fight At :42 Seconds Of The Third Round.
Your Winner By Knockout, And Putting A Big Win On His Record........"ENNNZZZOOOO
MACCCAAARRRRONNNIIIII!
Enzo, this was
your second time fighting a female. The 1st time you were winning before
a freak ankle accident put a halt to the bout. Tonight you looked
impressive, however Lisa "S'Nott" didn't seem to offer much. What are
you thoughts on your comeback?
Enzo Macaroni:
"Oh dear,
the final round didn't even mention Mayweather, bless her! Maybe next
time she should come with an argument! And how old is she? 12? those
insults were very playground......tut tut...
bring on Neckodeemus...."
Lisa, what
happened?
Lisa "S'Nott":
"You know, now that I think about it, this fight
went just like my pathetic life, for a while I'm feeling pretty good
about myself as I lure and bait others into a war of words, but in the
end, I end up in a crumpled heap in the corner with no place to go!
Maybe I should rethink my gameplan! Uh oh, too late, everybody already
hates me anyway, well I'm off to see who I can inflict some verbal
damage on next!
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- Round 4 - FINAL ROUND! |
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Fan Fight Nov.
15-21:
"Whose Comeback Was Most Impressive: Trinidad or Tszyu?" |
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Results: Blue:
38,
Red: 37
Rust Oleum W 4
Neckodeemus |
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Blue Corner: Trinidad -
Rust Oleum (0-1)
* Replaces Mark Valentin (Fan Fight
Debut) -
Red Corner:
Tszyu -
Neckodeemus (2-0 1 KO) - |
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Ladies And Gentlemen, Mark Valentin Failed To Show Up At The Weigh-In
And Has Apparently Pulled Out Of This Weeks "Fan Fight". Rust Oleum, Who
Has Been In The GYM In Preparation For A Future "Fan Fight", Has Stepped
Forward Without Hesitation And Is Willing To Substitue. It's Rust Oleum
vs Neckodeemus!
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Blue: "Here is my opening
statement, short, sweet and to the point. Trinidad came back from
retirement, Kostya on the other hand did not retire. Reports were
that Felix ballooned up to some 200 pounds, Kostya, although in a
long lay off, was in rehabilitation, knowing that he would lace them
up again. Felix was living the good life and surprised many when he
announced his comeback, Kostya surprised no one as he stayed in
shape while he healed from his injuries.
Both performances were inspiring, no question about that. But I
believe it was a more difficult task for Tito to refocus, and get
himself both mentally and physically prepared for his comeback.
Kostya remained strong in both body and soul making his return to
the ring an easier feat.
Both men can be applauded for their returns, but I believe it was
Trinidad who made a more impressive reappearance."
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Red: "Firstly it is interesting that
you used the term rehabilitation in regards to Tszyu, he was plagued by
injuries during his lay-off and at his advanced boxing age that is not a
good thing. Tszyu has fought for many years as a pro and amateur and
like Julio Cesar Chavez displayed niggling injuries begin to plague a
fighter late on in their career. In going through a process of
rehabilitation Tszyu was not keeping fit per se and his weight also
ballooned as he could not possibly maintain his fighting fitness level
going through
physiotherapy. Therefore coming back Tszyu could not know 100% if his
injury woes would resurface again once he got into rigorous title
training let alone fighting. On the other hand the word associated with
Trinidads lay-off would be recuperation or respite which conserves what
he had in reserve, he may have blew up in weight during his lay-off but
it may have prolonged his career giving him extra time to recover from
the Hopkins fight. Consequently Trinidad's lay-off would have given him
renewed vigour and hunger whilst Tszyu would have been wondering if he
would ever be 100% again in his career, so we must say that Tszyu had
more going against him coming back and came back with the stronger
performance. Niggling injuries prey on the mind and Tszyu had more to
consider when making his way back to the ring."
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A strong
start by Rust Oleum to begin the 1st round, coming right out to land the
first punch. Neckodeemus maintaining his posture here, counters with a
miss.
Neckodeemus "pawing" with the jab with his longer approach to Tszyu and
Trinidad's time away from the ring rather than discussing their actual
comebacks is what made the difference here. It's effective when you want
to keep the opponent away or are ready to shoot your power punch, but
the round ends before Necko matches the first punch thrown by Rust.
* 10-9 round to Blue *
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Red: "In terms of the actual fight the opponent's quality is
a vital component and Tszyu faced the trickier opponent. As a tricky
southpaw Mitchell represented a tough test stylistically for Tszyu
despite the Russians previous success against southpaws, remember that
no two portsiders are alike. Trinidad was facing Mayorga a come forward
slugger who was flattered by wins over Forrest, himself flattered by
wins over Mosley, Forrest is now off the radar and Mayorga was soundly
beaten by Cory Spinks and was also fighting above his weight, Trinidad
has vital winning experience at middleweigt. In no way did Mayorga
represent a huge risk as the camp knew what they would be getting and
Trinidad had beaten these types before and has only been beaten by
Hopkins who boxed his way to victory. Given the opponents and the rapid
one-sided nature of the Tszyu win I say that he fought the more
impressive comeback and unlike Trinidad was not floored nor was there as
much give and take. Tyszu had to take his mandatory whereas Trinidad's
camp picked an opponent tailor-made for Trinidad but still Tszyu
prevailed over an opponent with more dimensions than the 2-D Mayorga.
Therefore it is without doubt that Kostya took on the more accomplished
foe and produced a more clinical, impressive performance."
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Blue: "A tricky southpaw can
always be a rough test for an orthodox fighter like Kostya but that
is most certainly the case here as you so clearly have pointed out,
obviously Kostya had no real problem with Zab Judah, and since he
already fought and defeated Shramba once before, saying Mitchell was
made to order would be an understatement. I think that was better
defined as going back for seconds!
For Felix, taking on Mayorga was untested ground, and with a fighter
as unpredictable as Ricardo is, I don't think he is made to order
for any fighter. A fighter with the bravado that Mayorga brings to
the ring can always pose a huge problem for anyone!
Nowadays, the mandatory challenger is not always the toughest test,
Kostya himself was quick to admit that after his last fight. There
are just too many belts out there to use that as a convincing
argument, I think you would agree.
And if any fighter is lacking dimensions, it's Mitchell, he fights
one way and that's it, you know what to expect from him. I don't
think anyone knows what to expect from Mayorga, and that's what made
this fight so intriguing, and the win, all the more impressive!"
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Big round here as
Neckodeems sets out to show who's boss. Necko lands a HUGE right hand to
wobble Rust Oleum in the opening seconds. Neckodeemus breaking down
Mayorga and Mitchell's style and the risks they posed towards their
opponents is to the point and sound. A left hook to the ribs and
DOOOOOOOOOOWN GOEEESS OLEUM!! Nice body shot delivered by Necko with his
"2-D dimension" comment of Mayorga!
Rust gets up on 4, this guy's like a Mayorga! Necko comes in to possibly
look for an early stoppage. Neckodeemus throws another big right hand.
Rust Oleum ducks it and counters with a left hook that connect flush and
DOWWWWWN GOEEES NECKODEEMUS! WHOA! Big shot by Rust Oleum. A counter
left hook with his own precision breakdown of Mayorga and Mitchell,
giving Mayorga the deserved credit for being unpredictable. Necko is up
on 6 and DING DING! Great Round By Both!
* 9-9 round * Both Men Down!
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Blue: "Let's take a quick look
at the fights themselves.
With the exception of the cut from a headbutt, Kostya had little
trouble disposing of Sharmba. It was short and to the point, Tszyu
is simply better and Stronger than Mitchell, no problems!
For Trinidad, he was facing a crazy Mayorga who did everything he
could to take Felix to the limit. He took vicious hooks on purpose
just to show he had what it took to make Felix work hard for his
victory.
And although the Tszyu win was nice, it won't go down as a legendary
war. On the other hand, The Trinidad/Mayorga fight was epic,
probably won't win fight of the year, but it will most certainly be
a candidate! That's impressive in anyone's books!"
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Red: "Rust you are just amalgamating
and paraphrasing the previous paragraphs! You place great stock in the
victory of Trinidad for two reasons. Firstly the 'unpredictableness' of
Mayorga, what is this? He drinks and smokes at press conferences and
insults people but as far as I know these are not scoring punches.
Mayorga comes forward in a straight line throwing wild punches...and
that is it apart from sticking his chin out. So Trinidad did not even
have to look for the target. Also the fight is only candidate for fight
of the year as both took and received punches. I will tell you now that
Trinidad FOUGHT EXACTLY AS HE ALWAYS DOES and consequently how can he
have impressed? If he would have used lateral movement or displayed new
technique then I'd have been impressed but he is still the same Tito.
This may be ok for fanatics of Tito but I watched the Hopkins fight and
saw him get out-boxed then taken apart and unless he improved he will
face more of the same. This is crucial as Hopkins IS the middleweights
and Tito will have to go through him to get a title, on the evidence of
his comeback he has learned nothing from his sole defeat...this does not
impress me. He has not taken on the challenge of rebuilding and if
you think he can beat Hopkins with the same old style then you are
mistaken. On the
other hand Tszyu showed that he is a man for all seasons and look at
this options now, check out next weeks fan fight or a recent poll, he
has many options and is favoured to win his next fight even though he
could be facing a variety of styles. He is more rounded and also showed
a new aspect in Mitchell win, he is a renowned head hunter but added a
flourish of body shots...a new wrinkle on an already vast repotoire.
Therefore Tszyu was truly impressive as he showed us that he is the same
fighter yet with an added dimension and will have no difficulty picking
from a varied style pool of opponents, you cannot say the same for
Tito...imagine him v Wright or Hopkins! No way."
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Another good round as the
two men go toe to toe in the center of the ring. Neckodeemus taking away
the power of Rust with his defensive style and by breaking down the
Trinidad victory. Good showing by both men. A very close round to score,
however the cleaner shots seem to be landing more frequent for
Neckodeemus here.
* 10-9 Round to Red *
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- Round 4 - FINAL ROUND! |
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Red:
"Well Rust it has been a good fight but it is time for me to close
the show. You have only used the defence that Trinidad was involved
in a good fight but as I've shown this is not impressive has he
needed to show he has taken in lessons from the Hopkins hammering.
Against Mayorga he showed, as discussed in last weeks fan fight,
that he only has maybe three meaningful fights on the horizon none
of which his previous display would make him favourite for. De La
Hoya will be too savvy and will try to drag him down to
light-middle, Wright is underrated and would give him
nightmares...Hopkins? Forget it. So Tszyu impressed by not only
winning well but by coming back from niggling injury and setting
himslef up as the dominant force in his division, all the
middleweights are a supporting cast to Hopkins...Tito did nothing to
make us think differently. Overall I have taken this too an holistic
level showing all facets of a comeback go to making it impressive.
CRASH! In the first round I dissected the circumstances surrounding
BOTH guys going into these comebacks and showed that Tszyu had more
to overcome as Trinidad was recupperating.
BANG! In the second I moved onto the fight and showed that Tszyu put
in an impressive performance as he showed IMPROVEMENT whilst
Trinidad showed us that he is not going to be glorious in his
middleweight comeback unless he ducks Hopkins...who is the champ.
WALLOP! I showed how the Tszyu has set himself up for huge fights in
which he will be the clear favourite and will establish him at the
top of the P4P rankings, Trinidad needs to tread careful to avoid a
defeat thereby limiting his opportunities for a mega-fight.
Therefore I've brought the whole event together and showed that in
every way Tszyu made the most impressive return to top-class action.
Good battle Rust but I think it should be clear that although
Trinidad was involved in a good fight...knockdown included...Tszyu
made a great COMEBACK.
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Blue: "So Neck, a close fight it
is,
I think that Tito learned his lesson from Bernard, and in winning
his fight against Mayorga he proved the biggest lesson he learned
was to win at all costs, and he did just that, win. Kostya only
proved that if you can beat a fighter once and make him quit, why
not fight the guy again, how difficult of a task is that, and how
impressive can that really be?
Your argument that fights on the horizon somehow make a win more
impressive is lame at best. If that's your case, then you are not
paying attention to the question, maybe you should join the fan
fight that will ask who is his toughest task, then this argument of
yours might hold some merit.
Coming back from a niggling (whatever that is) injury is nice, but
does it really compare to coming back from retirement where the
focus on boxing and staying in shape was the furthest thing from
Tito's mind? I say no!
CRASH? BANG? WALLOP? Is this a comic book disertation or a
discussion on the merits of a couple of fighters performances?
I think the mere fact that Undisputed Champ Winky Wright has let it
be known that he wants to prove his greatness by fighting Trinidad
speaks volumes as to Titos impessive win over Mayorga, the true
testament to a fighters skill is when one of his peers wants to use
him as a measuring stick to prove his own greatness. And with that
statement alone, I am impressed with Tito's performance, and you
should be too!"
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A good strong start in the
4th round for Necko. Standing strong with his chin tucked in, repeats
his power points from each of the previous rounds. Rust standing just as
tall, landing his own power shots. A big left uppercut by Rust staggers
Necko for an instance. It was the "you can beat a fighter once you make
him quit" fact that done it. So true, so why in need of a rematch vs. a
quitter? Necko and Rust clinch and Rust takes the opportunity to land a
low blow that the referee does not see. Not needed in a great fight like
this, but the bell ends to sound the round and it looks like that bigger
punch may be enough to win it!?
*Ladies and Gentlemen,
Before We Read The Scores, Please Give These Two Men a Round Of Applause
For What Has Been One Of Our Best "Fan Fights" To Date.
Judge At Ringside Scores The Bout, 38 to 37, To Your Winner By Unanimous
Decision............ RUUUUSSSSSSST OLLLLLEEEEUUUUMMMMMM
*10-9 round to
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Neckodeemus, we here at
Boxing2004.com see this fight as a pretty big upset. Tell us you
thoughts on the scores and about what happened.
Neckodeemus:
"Hate to sound like a sore loser but...Well I knew after the first round
I was fighting my opponent AND the administrating board which is made up
by members of the Tito fan club. I swept the first round and did not
lose any of the subsequent rounds so I feel the decision was a political
one against me.
Still we live and learn ;)"
Rust Oleum, what won this
fight for you?
Rust Oleum:
"I'm happy to get the much deserved win, it's too bad my foe has
decided to blame his loss on everything but his shoddy performance!
My opponent thinks he won the first round, but if you look at the
scorecard I know it clearly gives the round to me, he then goes on
his little whining rant from there! Take your loss like a man
"Euro"!!
And one a side note, before you slip that protector back in your
mouth, have a dental hygenist take a look at those chiclets, the
ones that are left are in need of a good scraping! Until such time,
I will not be granting you a rematch, clinches and inside fighting
with you is unbearable!
"Portsider?" Wow, you blokes from across the pond come up with some
foolish terms!"
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Fan Fight Nov.
8-14:
Who Should Trinidad Face Next: Hopkins or DeLaHoya? |
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Result at Time of Stoppage: Blue: 10,
Red: 8
"Threat" TKO 2
Darryl Wilson |
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Blue Corner:
"Threat"(2-0 1 KO) DeLaHoya - Red Corner:
Darryl Wilson (0-1) Hopkins |
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Blue: "Well, if the chance for a
DeLaHoya rematch comes, that’s the most important fight.. There were a
lot of unanswered questions in their 1st fight, many call it a
controversial fight at that. Trinidad’s back, and what a better way to
finish his career with a rematch vs. DeLaHoya to settle things in one of
his last fights, whether it be next, or his final fight, but surely
before a rematch vs. Hopkins. Hopkins is the top guy, why take that
rematch so soon? That’s a fight Trinidad has to work up to, not jump in
without thinking. It’s called build up! That was the first time a
fighter had Tito’s number and Trinidad couldn’t do anything about it.
Sometimes it’s a good idea to get right back in there and get a rematch,
but Hopkins vs. Trinidad wasn’t a close enough fight that Trinidad can
just up and take it without hesitation. Fact is, the loss was bad,
otherwise he wouldn’t have gone into retirement. Not to mention, Tito’s
“BACK”, why risk a fight that he most likely will lose right after
making a comeback? Of course he can lose to DLH as well in a rematch,
but his chances seem better here, and DLH seems on his way out as Tito
seems to have caught a second wind. Come on, I missed Tito and I cant
wait to see more of him. The more Tito the better. If he takes on
Hopkins now, it could be the last of Tito, win or lose. If he beats
Hopkins right now, who’s to say he wont just up and retire again, being
satisfied with his career knowing he conquered the only man to conquer
him. If he loses to Hopkins, I think that would be it. He doesn't want
to be the number 2 guy, so he’d retire again and “Ttio’s Back” has no
meaning anymore. If Tito loses to DLH in a rematch, he can still get
some big fights out there, including a fight vs. the winner of Mosley vs
Wright, or even a 3rd fight vs. DLH since it would be 1 to 1 ;)"
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Red: "Look, Tito needs Oscar
like a hole in the head, if he beats him like a red headed step
child he proves nuthin!!! He was kickin his fanny b4 and somehow
bothced it up, with the help of some crappy scoring by the judges!
Bernard though......well let's just say poor Trinidad didn't fare so
well! He got his head handed to him, almost literally.
So yeah, he looked great in his comeback, but if he wants to make
his mark he needs to set his sights on Hopkins. Fighting Oscar
would just be a smokescreen! Ready! Aim! Fire!
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Darryl starts the round
off with some showboating. Playing to the crowd. "Threat" is poised and
patient so far, picking his precise shots. Darryl takes his eyes off
"Threat" to do an Ali Shuffle, and BLAM! A straight right hand, right on
Darryl's temple and "Down He Goes, Like a Pile of Bricks." Woah, he
looks hurt. Stumbling to his feet and OHHH, down he goes again. He cant
seem to gain his balance from the knockdown. The referee is looking
close. Darryl's finally up on 9. Referee lets him fight on and....DING
DING. Saved by the bell. Straight hard facts (straight right hand),
delivered by "Threat" to score the knockdown early.
* 10-8 round to Blue *
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Red: "All this speculation about
who Tito should fight is just that......speculation! The guy has
been off for a couple of years, then beats a guy whom he is way
bigger than, and now, for some reason he is back in the picture.
Okay, you wanna throw your hat back in the ring? Fight Bernard,
prove that you can overcome the beat down he gave you last time and
climb into the ring with The "X" Man!
Now if you want to fight Oscar, here is my suggestion, go to the
Arthur Miller Dance school and take a few lessons, that is all you
will need to stay in the fight with De La Hoya. Maybe you can pit
that old Leo Sayer song on while you are at it............." You
make me feel like dancing, I wanna dance the night
away"................................................"
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Blue: "Agreed, fight Bernard to prove her can overcome the
loss, BUT, not right away! Don’t you want to see more Tito? I don’t want
to see Tito back in retirement. If he loses to Hopkins he surely will,
and even if he beats Hopkins, what will be left? That means Tito’s
comeback will only have 2 fights worth. What a waste of a comeback if
you ask me. Trinidad’s one of the most entertaining fighters that
everyone wants to see. Lets get him in with Sturm, Taylor even, THEN he
can go onto Hopkins. He still has to prove that he’s worthy of the
rematch. A win over a guy you say was Tito was “way bigger than”, then
that means he isn’t ready in even your eyes. Trinidad needs to build up
to Hopkins. If you look at immediate rematches in recent history, you
will see the outcome stayed the same. If Tito takes 2 or 3 fights in
between, that’s the best plan. Why do you think everyone is upset that
Mosley is taking on Wright again so soon? It’s one thing if their first
fight was close. But when it’s one sided, the rematch isn’t necessary
right away. Yes Tito went on vacation, now he’s back, but even you
yourself said Tito’s opponent in Mayorga wasn’t a big enough of a
challenge, then Tito needs to test himself against a natural
middleweight before he fights Hopkins. Plain and simple, Tito’s back, we
want more Tito! If Tito faces Hopkins next, win or lose, that will be
his retirement fight. I’d rather get the most Tito I can now that he’s
back. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone, and now that he’s
back, I wish he never left in the 1st place."
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Darryl leading with his
chin, taunting "Threat" here. Darryl shoots a jab from his waist and
comes up short, then BAMMN! Another straight right from "Threat" right
on the chin and Darryl looks unconscious as he begins to fall. "Threat"
lands a left hook to the temple as Darryl falls and this looks like it
is it. Darryl lays on the canvas motionless with his eyes closed, the
referee doesn't even bother to count and it's all over, here in round 2!
* Ladies and Gentlemen. This Fight Had Come To An End. The Referee
Waives Off The Fight At 1:38 Seconds Of The Second Round. Your Winner By
Knockout, And Still Undefeated........"THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
Well, Threat, as we watch
the replay, tell us what happened.
"Threat"
"Well, here you see
him with his hands down right after I dropped him in the previous round.
Not a good idea, so I took the opportunity to crack him a straight right
and Gooooood-night! Ohhh, watch this left hand land on his way down.
Ohhh, that's gotta' hurt!"
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Fan Fight Nov.
1-7:
Did Mike Tyson Rape Desiree Washington? |
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Result at Time of Stoppage: Blue:
27,
Red: 29
All Red Gloria
TKO 3 Enzo Macaroni |
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Blue Corner: YES!: All
Red Gloria (Fan Fight Debut) -
Red Corner:
NO!: Enzo Macaroni
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Blue: "You men are all alike! How is
this even a question? What next? Did he get convicted and go to prison?
The answer is yes, the scum is guilty as charged.
I don't know why they didn't just throw everyone who was responsible for
taking him to that beauty pageant in prison as well! I am sure it was a
bunch of his boys in his possee that thought is was a wonderful idea to
attend that beauty contest.
And now that I am thinking about it, why do we even need beauty pageants
anyway? Do you realize how degrading that is to women?
Oh boy, let's all watch the girls parade around in their bathing suits
and drool. You men ought to get a life and do something constructive
with yourselves. But noooo, I am sure you will be at the fights this
weekend paying more attention to the ring girls that are bending over to
get in and out of the ring than you will be to the actual fights
themselves! Perverts!
Now that I am thinking about it, they should throw all of you in prison!
Lorena Bobbit had it right when she castrated her husband, you go girl!"
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Red: "What kind of an argument is that?
Didn't even here Tyson's name mentioned, just a feminine rant.
So here we have the self-styled baddest man on the planet, he's already
involved with three of the best looking women on earth (including Naomi
Campbell), and he invites Washington up to his room and they have
intercourse - she seems extremely surprised he asked her! Than all of a
sudden she's been raped, and knowing that 99 per cent of the world will
believe a seven stone beauty queen rather than 16stones of muscle - a
man with a vicious and violent reputation outside of the ring - it was
easy to see why he went to prison. Especially when you consider that his
defense attorney played the "Mike is mad so she should have known better
card", rather than the "she's a money-grabbing leech who knew she'd get
a few million dollars" argument, which would have kept him out of the
slammer.
He was set-up within hours of having sex with her......ding ding"
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A good start by Enzo,
connecting with the majority of his shots. Gloria starts off complaining
to the referee claiming Enzo's hitting behind the head, but all shots
have been legal so far.
* 10-9 Round To
Red *
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Red: "I could even argue for you if you like?
Tyson has proved himself to be, let's say, less than a fan of the
opposite sex, and that has showed in some of the interviews he's given.
But it's an opinion based on being raped himself, raped of millions of
dollars by a series of blood-sucking ex-wives and girlfriends, dating
back to Miss Washington and her allegations, which are unfounded in my
view. If he was a rapist, how come so many women have been with him
since, even married to him..? If you and your sisters are all about
solidarity, and it's we men who are the "scum", why they heck are they
hanging from his neck? And where are the Desiree Washington interviews,
where is her chat show? She could have been maga-famous for this.
Afterwards she disappeared, and to be honest, having seen interviews
with her father, I'd say it was he who pushed her into making the
decision to bring Mike down. Mike is surfing the lake of fire, he has
been since Cus D-Amato died, and along the way he's been taking
advantage of at every opportunity. Only this time, it meant a prison
sentence...."
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Blue:
"You want to argue? Well, okay!
The only blood suckers that ripped off Tyson are the people he chose to
surround himself with....men!! It is hard to argue one point with you
though. Your claim that he is not a fan of the opposite sex is well
documented, good point! That's what got him sent to prison, his obvious
lack of respect for the opposite sex is well documented, it's called his
criminal record.
The only women who wrap themselves around his neck are the ones who have
no sense of self respect for themselves.
And you ask why Miss Washington did not go out on the circuit, doing
chat shows and writing books. How much more would you complain if she
did do that? You would then claim she is trying to capitalize on her
misfortune. But she did not do that, she quietly went away choosing not
to play the victim card, she wants to close that entire incident out of
the public’s mind, as well as her own! Where is the bloodsucking in
that? Becoming mega-famous was not part of her agenda!
And Mike was in the lake of fire long before Cus took him under his
wing, how do you think he found him? He was in a home for delinquent
boys.
Mike chose his path long before he came into the public eye, he can only
blame himself for that."
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A lot of counterpunching
by both fighters here. Both fighters baiting each other, still in a
feeling out process. Enzo invited Gloria in with his hands down and
Gloria takes the opportunity to land a straight right hand, best punch
of the fight thus far, just enough to win the round.
* 10-9 Round to Blue *
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Blue: "You say the allegations
are unfounded in your view! How much research did you do? You must
have been on the O.J. jury, their views released a murderer!
You seem to think that a few misguided womens lust for Mike speak
for all women. I am here to tell you, they do not.
Mike was convicted, simple as that, all your ramblings about
bloodsuckers fall on deaf ears!
And how do you define the morons who still pay to watch his circus
events? Are they well informed, or are they just paying to see a
train wreck?
Just like the freak show at the carnival, Mike has made a spectacle
of himself, the rapes, ear chomping and all his other tricks are
what keep guys like you hanging on to him. It is certainly nothing
to do with his boxing skills, they have eroded, just like your brain
cells!"
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Red: "Hang on a minute love, you've
just repeated yourself and spent your entire argument insulting me, when
you're supposed to be condemning Tyson...do you need a lie down and a
nice cup of tea?
Here's the rub.
Washington previously cried rape before the Tyson case, falsely accusing
another young man, so she's not the trustworthy saint you're describing.
His name was Wayne Walker, one of her classmates, and maybe we should
get him to add his thoughts to this argument. It's fair to say Mike
didn't receive a fair trial anyway, as a bunch of white guys wanted to
bring the black millionaire playboy down, and did, in the only way they
could.
Actually, referring back to young Wayne, in his affidavit, the young
white student said: "Desiree Washington and I were friends in high
school. I was on the football team and she was a cheerleader. (In
October 1989) ...her father, Donald Washington, called my house. He was
very agitated, and he said that Desiree had told him that I raped her.
He threatened to go to the police, but my mother and I persuaded him
that it wasn't true. The police were never called.
The following school day, I cornered Desiree during "passing time" at
school. I said, "Why the ... did you tell your father that I raped you?"
She said, "I had to say something to cover myself ...or I would have
been in big trouble.' I said, "Why the hell did you have to tell him
that?
Couldn't you tell him something else?"
Donald Washington was the man pulling Desiree's strings after the
alleged Tyson rape, so maybe Jackanory Washington is just a storyteller
after all..."
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After a
legal straight right delivered by Enzo, Gloria again complains to the
referee, alleging they're behind the head. "Fight on!" says the ref and
Enzo takes the opportunity to pepper Gloria with die hard facts: a left
hook to the body followed by and uppercut to the chin and DOOOOWN
GOOOOES GLOOOOORIA! It was the body shot that crumbled her! She's
gasping for air....doesn't look like she's going to make it....and she's
up at 9! Enzo comes in to finish her off and DING DING! Saved by the
bell!
* 10-8 Round to Red *
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* Ladies And Gentlemen, This Fight Has Come To An Abrupt End As
EnzoMacaroni Has Refused To Come Out Of His Corner To Begin Round 4 Due To A
Suppsosed Broken Ankle, Dispite Being Ahead On The Scorecards &
Scoring A Knockdown In The Previous Round. The IFFBC
Rules All Red Gloria The Winner By TKO.
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Well, All Red Gloria,
what do you have to say about the fight?
All Red Gloria:
"Who would have ever guessed that that old Enzo would just up and
quit after he dished out all he had but the opposition just kept on
coming?
I'll tell you who, every woman who has ever been abused, molested,
or defiled in any way, who instead of running and hiding stood up to
the coward who violated her and proved him to be the scum that he
is!
That's what Miss Washington did to Tyson and we know the outcome
there!
Good job Enzo! Just like "Iron Mike", you have really done your
gender proud!"
What happened Enzo?
Enzo Macaroni:
"I've said
all I can say, I'm too late because I'm in shock at the Tszyu result
and spent Saturday in hospital with a broken ankle...and it hurts.
DOH!! And I was winning as well,... will be 100 per cent for next
time."
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